Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Maybe that was a BAD idea....
*Eating chili for three days (and counting) even though you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. So much goes in but nothing comes out....except stink!
*Wearing sandals in the snow.
*Dollar store condoms.
*Feeding the dog beef. Uber STINK.
*Being out in public without a bra. (It's just wrong)
*Naked, morbidly obese people jumping on a trampoline.
*Not watching where you walk. Especially important in reference to dog parks, high traffic areas, mine fields and short piers.
*Trusting Charlie Sheen to hold your stash.
*Beefaroni and tequila.
*Swimming with crocodiles. Made worse by wearing meat pants.
*Leaving the house without make-up after the age of 30.
*Dinner at the Flying Saucer restaurant. (ANY meal really)
*Anal sex. (Ya, I said it.)
*As an adult, buying a BMX bike thinking you could look cool riding it and trying to perform Jackass-type stunts with it that result in getting a face full of pine needles and a bigger face full of dirt.
*French kissing after eating garlic bread pizza topped with anchovies and onions.
*Taking home whoever you picked up at the Cairn Croft. Eeep!
*Desert boots and jelly shoes.
*Mark Wahlberg movies.
*Dating an alcoholic.
When I googled 'bad idea' this image came up and I LOL'd.....