Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Dog in heat

*DISCLAIMER*- Possibly offensive... :D

The lunar cycle. The moon affects a lot of shit, right? Gravity. Tides. The motion and orbit of the earth. Women's cycles. Yes, that's right, women's cycles!! I can feel the full moon yanking at my uterus right now! The last week has been excruciating for me. If it were up to me, I would be screwing someone right now as I'm writing this blog! Just as the craziness of people becomes apparent at the full moon, my vagina has jumped on that band wagon too! I want sex every minute of every day for the past two weeks....and have no boyfriend. Fuck. My. Life.